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2020 vision
By the year 2020, Methley Neighbourhood Action will probably have expanded toinclude nearby locations such as the Henconners, St. Martins and the Canadian estate in their target area. Now known as "Methleys Own Residents or Neighbours Society" their action plans will become more ambitious - the total abolition of cars and motorbikes, the replacement of pavements with herb gardens and rockeries and "The Millennium Aqueduct" are already rumoured. The MORONS will also focus their minds on forcing youngsters to play in the road, and the mass burning of computer games and television sets will follow. Methleys children will only be allowed to play with toys made from hand-crafted pine, or games which can be proven to have "significant educational value." Driven to the streets these poor mites, raised thus far on a diet of Doom, Tomb Raider and Quake will have no choice but to practice their weapons skills on one another - taking it in turns to play the parts of Alien Vampire Spy, Witchfinder General and suchlike. Stripped of imaginations at an early age, they will be left with no alternative but to wander the turf, punctuating any chance encounter with a act of mindless violence - desperate to satisfy the urges previously dampened by a d game of Duke Nukem - Time to Kill. A neighbourhood of drunks, drug addicts and soldiers could be just one generation away.